Also, I’d like to remind you that these were all in the same episode
WHY DOES NOT MY HORSE BACK
*arrives 3 hours late with candy I stole from my little sister’s hardwork
Modern au where Jean has never celebrated halloween properly before because of the community he lived in and so Marco had to teach him but that’ didn’t work out so well
Must be Pepper’s birthday and he only remembered like 5 minutes ago during a fight.
I imagine him getting blasted and falling through the ceiling of a mall next to Victoria’s Secret and just going, “oh, well, while I’m here.”
when you realise you’ve eaten more than the rest of your friends at a party
I THOUGHT THIS SAID WHEN YOU’VE EATEN YOUR FRIENDS I WAS SO CONFUSED BECAUSE THE GIF STILL FIT
2014 is amazing
THIS IS A GODDAMNED JOKE.
This is 5000% a publicity stunt.
So FUN STORY I went to an Aaron Carter concert in September last year because i’m a grown ass man and do as I please BUT I ALSO bought a meet-and-greet thing as evidenced by this dopey ass photo of me and aaron carter
so some thirsty college girls were asking for his phone number and he was like “Why would I have a cell phone? Who would I call?” and without missing a beat I said “Lizzie McGuire?”
so he went on to tell us how horrible of a kisser teenage Hilary Duff was and how he’s never looked back
THE VIRUS DELETED MY FRIEND POSTS!
The Virus rebloged my posts nonstop something like this:
I told it to my friend, and she came in to this tumblr and then the tumblr log out, and when she come in all her posts been deleted!
SO IF YOU SAW A RANDOM NUMBERS OR SOMETHING…
A few outrageous cosplays
that was so much better than i expected
21st century circlejerk
Glad to see JC Penney took its mistakes in stride
That is the way to recover
wouldnt it be fucking scary if you had a clock that counted down until the moment you die. like what if it could be altered too like one day it says 70 years left but then you do something and it says 10 minutes left and youre like what the fuck i fucked up i fucked up i fucked up
what if you got on a plane and then as soon as it took off everybodys clock changed to 20 minutes
this is the shit that fucks you up
when fandoms act as if they own tumblr
oh yeah? well we do so-
i dont think you heard us-