Idk my relationship with my siblings is always either “yo I’ll help you hide the body” or “do not even breathe in my direction” there is no in between.
Accuracy, this post has it.
being a fan of something and having a crap fandom is like standing in the middle of a party and everyone is loud, obnoxious and rude and occasionally spits acid in your face but your friends are there, the music is excellent, and there’s lots of food, and there’s great wifi so you don’t really wanna leave so you kind of just stand there going
Okay listen up. if someone tells you not to read their journal, DONT READ THEIR FUCKING JOURNAL!!!
DON’T SAY YOU’LL ONLY READ A PAGE
DON’T SAY YOU’LL SNEAK IN A READ IT LATER
DON’T PRETEND TO READ IT
DON’T GET MAD AND SAY THAT PERSON DOESN’T TRUST YOU
DON’T. READ. THE. JOURNAL.
THERE CAN BE REALLY PERSONAL STUFF IN THERE THAT ISN’T MEANT FOR YOU, SO DON’T BE A JERK. PUT IT DOWN. MOVE ON WITH YOUR LIFE.
makin my way downtown
faces pass and im homebound
What the actUAL FUCK AM I LOOKING AT JESUS CHRIST
So I opened my locker today and…
i think you should be more concerned that they know your locker combo
Did you mean YES?
did you mean THE MOTHERSHIP
Oh. Oh my.
did i ever tell you all about the time my classmate skipped class and my friend told her that she shouldn’t do that and i added “yeah you might trip” and i laughed so hard i fell to the ground crying but no one heard my joke so they all looked at me like i was insane.
"can you wrap this present for me"
PSYCHO THOUGHTS - Dan asks whether it’s normal to constantly imagine your friends dying or think about how easy it would be to murder someone or feel a strange urge to jump from high places.
new video :D if you guys help me out by reblogging this i’ll follow a bunch of you who do to say thanks! i hope you enjoy.
im actually really relieved im not the only one that thinks about the power of death i hold
Found out what happened to the iPhone cookie man
*muffled Ginuwine music playing in the distance*
john is an asshole ok
so stop making him super innocent and nice all the time
STOP RAPPING FOR A SECOND YOU HORSE’S ASS
there are no nice characters in HS
theyre all jerks
karkat is actually one of the nicest people in homestuck witch it rather ironic because the fandom makes him out to be an ass because he cusses every 3 seconds
john egbert is one of the three biggest dicktards in homestuck (surpassed by caliborn and sollux) yet people tend to see john as an innocent little sweet baby because of his generally happy character persona and the fact that his jackass moments are overshadowed by one or more of the other characters. It’s kinda like that one happy bubbly kid in class just randomly coming up to you and majorly insulting you, but the insults are smoothed over by everyone else’s amused laughter because they think that the happy kid is joking.
just go through some of his pesterlogs and re-read them and youll see just how much of a little shit he is
at thanskgiving my uncle was giving a speech about how homosexuality was wrong because of the bible and under the table i was reading about one of god’s angels choking on a guy’s dick what a time to be alive
Don’t pass out at parties